Twice a day for 10 days

I like how the vet made it sound so easy...

First fill her ear canal with the cleaning solution. Cover it gently with your thumb then massage under the ear to work the liquid around. Allow her to shake the liquid out then dry the ear and apply two drops of the antibiotic. Massage the antibiotic into the ear canal.

Oh yah - no problem. I'm sure you can guess what happens the second the cleaning solution makes contact with this 65lbs creature's ear:

Hell, now all it takes is for her to see me with the bottle and it's on. How do I explain to her this probably won't be needed again if she will just stop pursuing burrowing animals face-first?